For the attention of: GCHQ Computer Operator
Just thought I’d drop you a line to see how you’re doing.
Gosh, it must be boring monitoring all that email / internet traffic.
I hope for all our sakes, that you find what you’re looking for, but in the meantime, do you have any idea what happened to my Sainsbury’s online grocery order? I tried to amend it this morning, when whoosh! Suddenly, it disappeared.
So, if it trundles by, can you let me know? Our cats will certainly be grateful. There was a big order for their favourite biscuits in that order. Oh, and can you add extra chocolate biscuits – I’ve just realised we’ve run out.
I’ve lost a friend’s email address. Would you be the right person to help me find this, or should I go to another department for that?
Got any plans for the weekend? Nothing internet based, presumably.
Oh well. Have a good day. I’m off to open my latest on-line shopping purchase: 2,000 miles of string and an awful lot of tin cans.