Message for an Unknown Reader

For the attention of: GCHQ Computer Operator

Hello,
Just thought I’d drop you a line to see how you’re doing.
Gosh, it must be boring monitoring all that email / internet traffic.

I hope for all our sakes, that you find what you’re looking for, but in the meantime, do you have any idea what happened to my Sainsbury’s online grocery order? I tried to amend it this morning, when whoosh! Suddenly, it disappeared.

So, if it trundles by, can you let me know? Our cats will certainly be grateful. There was a big order for their favourite biscuits in that order. Oh, and can you add extra chocolate biscuits – I’ve just realised we’ve run out.

I’ve lost a friend’s email address. Would you be the right person to help me find this, or should I go to another department for that?

Got any plans for the weekend? Nothing internet based, presumably.

Oh well. Have a good day. I’m off to open my latest on-line shopping purchase: 2,000 miles of string and an awful lot of tin cans.

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About Dystonia Girl

Horse rider who loves to blog and do lots of other things too. Lives with, but is not defined by, a rare neurological condition called Dystonia.
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4 Responses to Message for an Unknown Reader

  1. Ooooo, clever girl! I just loved this and am jealous I never thought of it. I think I’m losing the plot these days.
    Perhaps if everyone contacted GCHQ with such requests as your shopping list and where I left my glasses we could blow their minds … or at least their gaskets?
    Gotta go … it’s time for my weekly Al Qaeda meeting …

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